Tag Archives: mishaps

The Bikini Incident I’m Not Supposed to Write About

Still in my bikini, I skipped barefoot through the grass and flailed my happy arms in the air.                                                                           […]

Mishaps to Amuse You While My Brain Takes A Sabbatical

I’m pretty sure squid ink coming loose on my skin mid-scrub defeats the purpose of soap.                                                                               […]