Tag Archives: Humor

My Favorite Fails, Part I

I was whimpering into a spoon.                                                                                                   […]

I Put Time in a Headlock for You

Hold your thanks and applause.                                                                                                     […]

Quake

Q is for quake, because for me, that which stood still was a reason to run.                                                                               […]

Die Cellulite, Die

C is for the worst C-word of all.                                                                                               […]

The Blogging Dance in 5 Steps

I had at least three reasons to be offended by being called a cock and bull girl.                                                                             […]

How to be Exception to the Rule

The ‘studio head’ you met this afternoon was some unemployed film dude who in the morning jotted down on his to-do list, ‘get info on LLC.’                                                           […]

Oops, I Thought We Were All Narcissists

Isn’t the entire world of social media about legitimizing that dance between voyeur and exhibitionist?                                                                                 […]

Of Lovable Fuckups and Monkeys

I had no money for a full fridge much less a Red camera or a trip on the Orient Express.                                                                       […]