I Just Want to be Perfect


    I Just Want to Be Perfect is the fourth book in the New York Times bestselling I Just Want to Pee Alone humor series

Jen Mann gathered thirty-seven other women writers to showcase their foibles when striving to be perfect. The compilation of essays will make readers laugh, wince, gasp and realize they are not alone in the futile push for perfection.

    My essay is called “The Rise and Fall of the Perfect Seductress”

It’s a funny retelling of the second worst thing that’s ever happened to me, and like much of my writing, is equal parts brazen and self-deprecating. I’m quite happy with it and hope you get to read it along with the other essays.

In honor of the book, I collected some personal funny fails out of this blog here and also here.

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