Category Humor

Die Cellulite, Die

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in A to Z Musing, Humor · 19 Comments

C is for the worst C-word of all. […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in Humor, Love Fits · 55 Comments

Still in my bikini, I skipped barefoot through the grass and flailed my happy arms in the air. […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in Humor · 41 Comments

Can I use bread to eat geisha? […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in Humor, Tripping · 44 Comments

I’m pretty sure squid ink coming loose on my skin mid-scrub defeats the purpose of soap. […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in Humor, Love Fits · 51 Comments

I bit into a healthy number of apples from the tree of knowledge. […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in A to Z Musing, Humor · 7 Comments

Letter V is for vanity’s many faces. […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in A to Z Musing, Humor, Video · 13 Comments

Letter S is for shooting in Sri Lanka — on a crappy cellphone. […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in A to Z Musing, Humor · 9 Comments

Letter J is a joke; you’ve been duly warned. […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in A to Z Musing, Humor · 24 Comments

Letter G is for the Google search terms that led to this blog. […]

☉ · by Gunmetal Geisha · in Humor, Love Fits · 23 Comments

Dating profile: I like speed, as in velocity. And a man who is dangerous but good. […]