Author Archives: Gunmetal Geisha

Enough With the Magic Already

Bounty is as easy as a strange berry on a sidewalk bush.                                                                                       […]

I Figured Out How to Slow Down Time

Linear time is unnerving because it has “passing” built into it.                                                                                         […]

Magic Men

From across the deck, the culprit looked up to see the three of us making figure-eights at each other.                                                                         […]

Magic Girls

We were accustomed to living in a supernatural universe.                                                                                             […]

The Truth is, I’m a Cheater

No occasion with anyone was too sacred to keep me from grabbing my phone.                                                                                   […]

I Don’t Know What It Means to be Real

Does it count if we’re real only when it comes easily to us?                                                                                     […]

I Put Time in a Headlock for You

Hold your thanks and applause.                                                                                                     […]

The Writer’s Imperative

It’s skydiving. We are taking an enormous risk, and in exchange, we get an enormous high.                                                                               […]

The Middle-Aged Teenager

You have never fit.                                                                                                       […]

What You’re Getting Yourself Into

Blast dignity! Give me therapy.                                                                                                     […]