Author Archives: Gunmetal Geisha

On Romance, Gardens and Pride

Let’s stop being idiots.                                                                                                       […]

My Favorite Fails, Part II

Cartoony victims don’t bleed. My arms assured me I was no cartoon.                                                                                       […]

My Favorite Fails, Part I

I was whimpering into a spoon.                                                                                                   […]

Loyalty Does Not Equal Blindness

Without my permission, I suddenly turned into a spurned lover.                                                                                           […]

Naturally, I Want to be Perfect

What’s new? Nothing and everything. The future is now.                                                                                             […]

Why the Romantically Disgruntled Have it Good

When people refer to themselves as “single,” their voice drops a little.                                                                                       […]

Dispatch from the Plane

In my other life, I get to sleep in my own bed.                                                                                       […]