Author Archives: Gunmetal Geisha

Persian Woman

Trump is America’s Khomeini, so I found my perfect inauguration outfit

I’ve witnessed this kind of atrocity twice in one lifetime.                                                                                           […]

A Handful of Flies at Your Table

On staying true to one’s self amid jeers and doubt.                                                                                           […]

The Conspiracy Against ‘Poor’ Trump as Told by a Woman Who Regrets Not Voting

It was a buffoon’s pathological yearning to be in the spotlight — as opposed to power — that brought Donald here.                                                                     […]

On Romance, Gardens and Pride

Let’s stop being idiots.                                                                                                       […]

My Favorite Fails, Part II

Cartoony victims don’t bleed. My arms assured me I was no cartoon.                                                                                       […]

My Favorite Fails, Part I

I was whimpering into a spoon.                                                                                                   […]

Loyalty Does Not Equal Blindness

Without my permission, I suddenly turned into a spurned lover.                                                                                           […]